It has been unnecessarily hot out lately, like whoa. This is a big problem for one half of Team Fleurir because the other half can only handle temperatures between 67 and 75 degrees and gets uber cranky when the thermometer ventures past that eight degree window (or when she has to wake up before... well, waking up generally isn't my strong suit) . Unfortunately, DC went from -5 degrees (roughly) to 105 degrees (again, roughly) with no in-between this year. What is a person to do when his life/business/cribbage/gift wrapping partner becomes an unreasonable bundle of weather-rage?
Bribe her/him with this:
This is one of our scrumptious new fudgesicles that we launched last weekend. They are delicious. You should buy some if you are cranky or if someone you know is cranky and you want to make them more bearable (eating a fudgesicle while dealing with a cranky person makes the experience 63% better, it's science).